THE EMPIRE NEVER ENDED

YOU MIGHT NOT COUNT IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER.

The peanut: small, yes; but Napoleon was too!

DON'T WORRY -- YOU'RE BEING WATCHED

Never knows best.

THINK BLUE COUNT THREE TWO

Your brain is a liar and a whore.

YOU AREN'T WHO YOU ARE

Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say

THERE WILL BE NO STOCKMARKET IN 2012

I am starving like an orphaned meerkat under the blazing African sun.

TODAY IS EXCELLENT DAY TO BECOME A MISSING PERSON

Sick nigh unto death

RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE LEGS,

Ah Pook Is Here.

QUICKLY - WHAT ARE YOUR LAST WORDS?

I feel like I'm being gang raped by the three of you via text message

PLEASE CUT THE KIDS IN HALF AND MOVE TO THE NEXT STATION

marginalized prophets.

NOW THAT YOU'VE READ THIS, I WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME.

Alarm clocks kill dreams.

IT TAKES BLINDNESS TO SEE THE SUN AND NOT BLINK. TRY IT?