Monday, November 10, 2008

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2886 bombs, everything up to page 144 of OSMBs thread and more: 8 Nov '08

He means well' is useless unless he does well. -Plautus
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
........ is exhibited in the radical endosemic character of the sign as such.
........ is for your own good
........ RUINED!
____ Feels exactly the way you feel now. [Death, acid, love, whatever]
[citation needed]
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
*finds a cast iron fridge to hide in*
* As I see it, yes
* Ask again later
* Better not tell you now
* Cannot predict now
* Concentrate and ask again
* Don't count on it
* It is certain
* It is decidedly so
* Most likely
* My reply is no
* My sources say no
* Outlook good
* Outlook not so good
* Reply hazy, try again
* Signs point to yes
* Very doubtful
* Without a doubt
* Yes
* Yes - definitely
* You may rely on it
1984 - only 24 years late.
72% of statistics are made up
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
a belief is just a thought you keep having
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. -Bill Vaughan
A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A few thousand rads never hurt anybody.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
A good memory does not equal pale ink.
A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
A king's castle is his home.
A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
a little knowledge can go a long way
A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
a lot of professionals are crackpots
a man can't know what it is to be a mother
A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife!
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. -Mary Kay Ash
A mind is a terrible thing to baste
A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
A naked mind is sexy.
a name means a lot just by itself
A nudist is just a person in a one-button suit.
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread. -Richard Armour
a sense of timing is the mark of genius
a sincere effort is all you can ask
a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
A small mind is a tidy mind.
a solid home base builds a sense of self
a strong sense of duty imprisons you
A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. -Burt Bacharach
A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. -Thomas Carruthers
A thousand lips, a thousand tongues, a thousand throats, a thousand lungs... a thousand ways to make it true, I want to do terrible things to you
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Abandon all art NOW
Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
Above all things, revere yourself.
absolute submission can be a form of freedom
Absolutes are absolutely wrong
Abstinence is perverted
Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
abstraction is a type of decadence
abuse of power comes as no surprise
Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
action causes more trouble than thought
Actor is not a lawyer.
Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
Ad astra per aspera.
Adapt or die!
Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
adjust your tie.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Admire persistence, or they won't stop
After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
after birth is before death
Ah-ah, Mr. Wiiilson. Ah-ah, Mr. Heath.
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
All biography is ultimately fiction.
All employees are forbidden.
All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
All Hail Discordia.
All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
All is the loneliest blunder?
All is well, watch the days go by.
All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
All men are created unequal.
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
All stickers prohibited by law.
All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money! -James Halloran
All suspects are innocent until proven Discordian in a Court of Chaos
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
all that litters is old
All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
all things are delicately interconnected
All things are exchanged for Fire, and Fire for all things, even as wares for gold, and gold for wares.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
All Wood? Oh! AL Wood. I didn't see the missing "L" at first.
All you can eat, shrimp
all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
All your sugar are belong to us
Always be extremely moderate.
Always store beer in a dark place.
Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
ambivalence can ruin your life
America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
an elite is inevitable
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. -Dwight D. Eisenhower
An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
Anarchy -- it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
And a cat in every bag.
And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
And I thought I was original!
And now, a man who needs no introduction...
And so it begins that some things last forever...
And the first one said to the second one there, "I hope you're having fun."
And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it
anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
angst is lame
animalism is perfectly healthy
Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
annoy the boring
Another damned, thick, square book! Always scribble, scribble, scribble! Eh, Mr. Gibbon?
Anti-lost is pro-found.
Antibiotics, she said.
Any depiction of sex is inherently artistic, therefore pornography does not exist.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. -Dale Carnegie
Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
any surplus is immoral
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anybody got any itch cream?
Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
Anything I do is purely coincidental.
anything is a legitimate area of investigation
Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
Applecore, Nevermore, whos your friend? Wasn't Me
Are we there yet, Papa Smurf?
Are you a character or a being?
Are you down with the sickness?
Are you interesting?
Are you mad at God for not existing?
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
Are you my daddy?
Are you sophisticated? Good.
Are you still awake?
Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
Arise, you wretched of the University.
Around the World and back and I still haven’t seen the CocaCola logo
Art is dangerous
Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
artificial desires are despoiling the earth
As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you don't take it out and use it it's going to rust.
At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded. -Ludwig Wittgenstein
at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation: We have assumed control.
Attention: Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
Attention: Your shit is not brown. What did you do?
ATTENTION: disregard this message
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
Authorised graffiti area
automation is deadly
Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...

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